Monday, 17 August 2009

Ann Coulter On Gluttons And War

Ann Coulter quite rightly points out that the military is grossly underfunded and in desperate need of more personnel and equipment. But, during these times of economic hardship where will we find the money. Is there more that the public or certain members of the public can do to help. Who needs to pull there weight? Well, weight is the operative word here. Now, I haven't read any of Ann's books but I hear that they are "controvwershull" so it is quite plausible that we can infer that somewhere in those hundreds of fine pages Ann Coulter might suggest that dealing with gluttons could provide a way of securing money in the short term.

The grossly or morbidly obese cause problems that are not just confined to the boundaries of the gargantuan stomachs. There are a myriad of social and health care problems whose financial impact is far greater that the money received as result of sales of burgers and french fries. This financial load is carried by the taxpayer and places a strain on other areas such as proper funding of the military. By sending the obese to "fat camp" or taxing there weight we could save billions on health care etc. This money could then be used to fund something more worthwhile such as proper military funding. Simple! Thank you Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter On Bill Maher

Although during recent interviews and debates Ann Coulter has seemed quite pally with Bill Maher, the venhom with which Ms Coulter views Mr Maher's politics can not be exaggerated. Ann Coulter does not like liberalism to put it mildly. She blames this insidious doctrine for much of the malaise in society and cites Liberalism as a major contributor to the destruction of the family.

Being a God fearing woman, Ann Coulter despises Bill Maher's views on evolution and instead holds steadfastly to the firm belief that God created the Universe and everything in it in six days.

Ann lampoons Bill Maher's misguided belief that it is OK for the woman to be the head of the family buy adhering to the biblical principle that the "husband is the head of wife". Also, while Mr Maher sees nothing wrong with immodest dressing, Ann Coulter prefers to display her Christian values by dressing modestly without the need for excessive jewellery or makeup.

As far as abortion is concerned, we now where Ann Coulter stands on that. She knows it is wrong!!!

During recent debates, Bill Maher sensed Ann's vitriol and tried to defend himself through what he calls humour. Ann Coulter, however, could see Bill was on the run and decided to chase him with spears of anti-liberal wit. In the end, although he clearly wouldn't admit it, Bill Maher was forced to concede defeat reeling from the blows cast by Ann Coulter's superior reasoning.

Monday, 3 August 2009

Ann Coulter - Favourite Barry Manilow Song

Ann Coulter's favourite song by Barry Manilow is Ready To Take A Chance Again. Below are the lyrics for the song so you can sing along with Ann.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Ann Coulter Not On Twitter

Do you honestly think that if Ann Coulter decided to use Twitter she would only post one update. Of course not! By now there would be thousands of posts.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Ann Coulter Pregnant

Yes! Ann is pregnant with a political ambition that can not be satisfied by mere punditry. She's been harbouring senatorial urges for sometime and in nine months I'd be very suprised if she didn't hit the campaign trail. Will she stand as a Republican? No, I don't think so; Ann is not a Liberal!! Instead, she will be keen to join forces with Hillary, so a Democrat ticket is definitely on the cards. Ann Coulter: Coming to a White House near you very soon!

Monday, 23 March 2009

Obama' Latest One Trillion Dollar Hair Brain Scheme

Gotta hand it to this guy, he's either a genius or completely mad. President Barack Obama has just announced his latest directive to try and rescue America's dire economy. He intends to spend around one trillion dollars to try and set up some sort of auction system whereby the private sector is allowed to bid for a range of toxic debts. He hopes that by doing this the true value of these debts can be assessed by the amount that the open market is willing to bid. I can save him a lot of time and maybe money. These so called toxic debts (derivatives etc..) are worth absolutely nothing, zilch, zero, nadda. No one in their right mind is going to bid even one cent for them. I think the clue is in the terminology. The debts are toxic. If you know something is toxic why would you buy it. Interest in these debts may come from companies who are looking to trade or swap even more toxic positions. Sure there are plenty of people who might be willing to exchange Gonorrhea for Syphilis but at the end of the day you've still got a nasty disease. Some say that at least he's doing something. Well if this is President Obama's something maybe he should consider nothing.

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Obama's Stem Cell Catastrophe

President Barack Obama's recent announcement regarding the removal of stem cell research restrictions is fundamentally wrong. The destruction of innocents can not be justified under any circumstances. The ends definitely do not justify the means!! I thought the president was a Christian. Surely he understands that each new life is a statement of God's Will and not even a President can go against that. The argument that hundreds of lives can be saved through such abominable research only shows the weakness of mortal arguments. A belief in the sanctity of life has divine backing and ultimately this principle should be upheld by means of faith. If we just followed human logic then most people could be convinced of practically anything. In order to do the right thing we must rely on a faith based morality and categorically reject stem cell research and its abortive techniques. There is no reasoning on earth that can ever compromise our commitments to protecting the unborn.