Showing posts with label ann coulter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ann coulter. Show all posts

Monday, 17 August 2009

Ann Coulter On Bill Maher

Although during recent interviews and debates Ann Coulter has seemed quite pally with Bill Maher, the venhom with which Ms Coulter views Mr Maher's politics can not be exaggerated. Ann Coulter does not like liberalism to put it mildly. She blames this insidious doctrine for much of the malaise in society and cites Liberalism as a major contributor to the destruction of the family.

Being a God fearing woman, Ann Coulter despises Bill Maher's views on evolution and instead holds steadfastly to the firm belief that God created the Universe and everything in it in six days.

Ann lampoons Bill Maher's misguided belief that it is OK for the woman to be the head of the family buy adhering to the biblical principle that the "husband is the head of wife". Also, while Mr Maher sees nothing wrong with immodest dressing, Ann Coulter prefers to display her Christian values by dressing modestly without the need for excessive jewellery or makeup.

As far as abortion is concerned, we now where Ann Coulter stands on that. She knows it is wrong!!!

During recent debates, Bill Maher sensed Ann's vitriol and tried to defend himself through what he calls humour. Ann Coulter, however, could see Bill was on the run and decided to chase him with spears of anti-liberal wit. In the end, although he clearly wouldn't admit it, Bill Maher was forced to concede defeat reeling from the blows cast by Ann Coulter's superior reasoning.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Ann Coulter Not On Twitter

Do you honestly think that if Ann Coulter decided to use Twitter she would only post one update. Of course not! By now there would be thousands of posts.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Ann Coulter Pregnant

Yes! Ann is pregnant with a political ambition that can not be satisfied by mere punditry. She's been harbouring senatorial urges for sometime and in nine months I'd be very suprised if she didn't hit the campaign trail. Will she stand as a Republican? No, I don't think so; Ann is not a Liberal!! Instead, she will be keen to join forces with Hillary, so a Democrat ticket is definitely on the cards. Ann Coulter: Coming to a White House near you very soon!

Thursday, 31 January 2008

Is Ann Coulter Jewish?

Many people wonder if Ann Coulter is Jewish. People think this because her maternal grandfather's original surname, Weissinger (Ann's grandfather changed his name from Hunter Hart Weissinger to Hunter Hart Martin), sounds similar to other names which are commonplace amongst Jewish families. Indeed typical western Jewish names like Weisz and Weisbom are actually derived from Weissinger. Ann Coulter is not Jewish and the name Weissinger is simply an old Germanic word used to describe people with white hair and/or pale skin.

How Old Is Ann Coulter?

For all of you who are wondering, Ann Coulter is 47 years old. She was born on 8th December 1961. According to the Chinese calendar, 1961 is the 'Year Of The Ox'. Ox people are supposed to be born leaders who instill confidence in everyone they meet. Their personality traits make them suitable for professions like hairderssing and surgery. Well, Ann does have good hair and she obviously likes dissecting 'the issues' (in her own unique way). As for leadership qualities, I wonder how may people would vote for Ann Coulter if she stood for President.

How Tall Is Ann Coulter?

According to most sources Ann Coulter is six feet tall. This figure does not take into account the fact that Ann has a notable arch in her upper body so her true fully erect height could be closer to six foot five inches.

Ann Coulter is truly blessed!! Her supreme beauty, wit and intelligence is complemented by a height that is perfect for looking down on Liberals!! Give 'em Hell Ann!!!!

Friday, 11 January 2008

Ann Coulter Is A Man? No Way!

Ann Coulter is clearly not a man! OK, in a particular light and from a certain angle she might have very very slight masculine features, but you definitely wouldn't call her sir. Why then do people call Ann a man (Mann). This must have something to do with the way she conducts herself, particularly during interviews. The combination of high intelligence, wit and quirky mannerisms portray Ann as the "type of gal that could hang out with the guys". Her natural brashness is, in popular culture, a very male characteristic and when debating with other women, she tends to subtly amplify the femininity of her opponents. Ann Coulter is definitely not a man. However, the biblical definition of woman is "of man". Ann is a woman, but her personality is definitely "of man".

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

Ann Coulter's Book

In her book, Ann Coulter claims that "if Democrats had any brains they'd be Republicans". Democrats have a tendency to try to please all of the people all of the time. They do this by reinventing right so that their policies have mass appeal. The can't understand that some things are wrong because they're wrong. In fact, one criticism of the Democrat party is that some of its members are too clever by half. It takes real skill to convince people that it is right to, metaphorically speaking, put there heads in an oven and turn the gas on. Now I'm not saying that Republicans are unintelligent, but they do have a greater capacity to act on faith hence there public association with Christianity. So, it is not lack of brains, but lack of faith that makes someone a Democrat. Perhaps Ann should have said "if Democrats had any faith they'd be Republicans".

Monday, 31 December 2007

Ann Coulter's Good Points

Although Ann Coulter is a bit too thin and holds views that are quite frankly idiotic, she does have some good points. She is very intelligent (a lawyer by profession), very beautiful and, if you read her quotes or watch some of her interviews, very witty as well. She has excellent skin which is complemented by spectacular long blond hair. Ann's nose is straight and in the right proportion. Her jaw structure is perfect and her eyes glisten like blue sapphires. Her high brow is further testament to a superior intelligence and if Ann Coulter's face could be described mathematically, then surely it would be by using Fionacci's Golden Section. In short, Ann Coulter has almost perfect facial features (for her particular race).

Friday, 28 December 2007

Ann Coulter''s Achievements

Ann Coulter graduated with honours from Cornell University of Arts and Sciences. She received her J.D. from the University of Michigan and was editor of the Michigan Law Review. Before becoming a political commentator, Ann worked as an attorney in the Department of Justice honours program for outstanding law school graduates.

Ann Coulter has written several "books", five of which have been New York Times best sellers.

Letter To Ann Coulter

Dear Ann Coulter,
Stop.
Your quick response will be much appreciated.

If lots of people sent the above letter to Ann, she might be persuaded to change her ways. Poor Ann needs to regain some of the dignity she has lost over the years (if possible).

Ann Coulter's Christian Claims

Ann Coulter is renowned for her disparaging remarks about all sorts of people. She claims to be right every time and indeed sees bigotry and having a mean spirit as virtues. She also claims to be a Christian and says that Christian ideas underpin her writing and politics. OK, lets see how Ann stands up to 1 Timothy 2, for example.

1 Timothy 2 verse 9 states that christian women should dress modestly. - Ann Coulter often wears very short, revealing, tight fitting skirts.

1 Timothy 2 verse 10 suggest that christian women should support their claim to godliness by means of good works. - Does Ann Coulter do any genuinely good work (in the biblical sense) these days?

1 Timothy 2 verse 11 says christian women should quietly receive their christian instruction with entire submissiveness. - Don't think Ann fits into this category.

1 Timothy 2 verse 12 says christian women should not exercise authority over a man and should keep quite. - Ditto


So it appears that Ann falls short. Maybe she should "remove the plank .. before seeing the speck" as the good book says.

Ann Coulter is flawed but she should still be appreciated.

Thursday, 27 December 2007

Problems With The Ann Coulter Appreciation Society

The problem with starting an Ann Coulter appreciation society is that, as you learn more about Ann's activities you find fewer and fewer reasons to appreciate her. In fact, the best way to appreciate Ann Coulter is by not knowing too much about her.


Wednesday, 26 December 2007

The Persecution Of Ann Coulter

At some stage in her life, Ann Coulter may well have been near perfect both intellectually and physically. People around her may have become envious, leading to full blown persecution. Could Ann's current behaviour be a warped attempt to somehow regain acceptance from lifelong persecutors? Her near size zero waistline might be a calculated demonstration of physical imperfection. Is Ann trying to appease her protagonists by showing them that she does not, in fact, have a perfect body? Similarly, Ann's deranged politics may be an attempt to turn enemies into "friends" by demonstrating intellectual impairments. Where will it end? If Ann fails to convince, will she step up her tactics by becoming even thinner and even more deranged? Let's hope not. Be strong Ann!