The Persecution Of Ann Coulter

At some stage in her life, Ann Coulter may well have been near perfect both intellectually and physically. People around her may have become envious, leading to full blown persecution. Could Ann's current behaviour be a warped attempt to somehow regain acceptance from lifelong persecutors? Her near size zero waistline might be a calculated demonstration of physical imperfection. Is Ann trying to appease her protagonists by showing them that she does not, in fact, have a perfect body? Similarly, Ann's deranged politics may be an attempt to turn enemies into "friends" by demonstrating intellectual impairments. Where will it end? If Ann fails to convince, will she step up her tactics by becoming even thinner and even more deranged? Let's hope not. Be strong Ann!